卫生间的意义~

摘抄一段quot;thegirlwithoneheartquot;那集中，Steve对于卫生间之于男人的重大意义所发表的重要演说：Wearemen!Throughouthistory,wehavealwaysneeded,intimesofdifficulty,toretreattoourcaves.Itsohappensthatinthismodernage,ourcavesarefullyplumbed.Thetoiletis,forus,thelastbastion,thefinalrefuge,thelastfewsquarefeetofman-spacelefttous!Somewheretosit,somethingtoread,somethingtodo,andwhogivesadamnaboutthesmell?Becausethat,forus,ishappiness.Becauseweare*men.*Wearedifferent.Wehaveonlyonewordforsoap.Wedonotowncandles.Wehaveneverseenanythingofanyvalueinacraftshop.Wedonotownmagazinesfillofpicturesofcelebritieswithalltheirclothes*on*.Whenwehaveconversations,weactuallytakeitinturnstotalk!Butwehavenotyetreachedthatlevelofearth-shatteringboredomandinhumandespairthatwewouldhaveahaircut*recreationally*.Wedontknowhowtogetexcitedabout...really,*really*boringthings,likeornaments,bathoil,thecountryside,vases,smallchurches.Imean,wedonotevenknowwhat,*what*inthenameofGods*ass*isthepurposeofpot-pourri!Lookslikebreakfast,smellslikeyourauntie!Whydoweneedthat?Soplease,inthisstrangeandfrighteningworld,allowusonelastplacetocallourown.Thistoilet,thisblessedpot,this...fortressofsolitude.Yougirls,youmaygotothebathroomingroupsoftwoormore.Yetwedonotpasscomment.Wedonotmakejudgment.Thatisyourchoice.Butwemenwillalwayswalkthetoiletmile...alone