Crashit!

TheWeddingCrashers，一出有血有肉的爱情喜剧。婚礼总是讨巧的喜剧或浪漫题材，FourWeddingsAndAFuneral、MyBestFriendsWedding、MyBigFatGreekWedding、TheWeddingSinger等等。每一部喜剧都有自己的特点，有的喜得无厘头，有的喜得意味深长，有的喜得天衣无缝。那么这部TheWeddingCrashers，介于三者之间。粗口、低俗笑话、裸露必不可少，喜剧早已从卓别林式转变为AmericanPie式，不过该片不像前者那么瞎搞，毕竟两名主角的身份是律师而非高中学生。非常喜欢开头。OwenWilson和VinceVaughn扮演的律师John和Jeremy，让一对前来办理离婚财产协议并且争吵不断的夫妇回想约会时的美好，而这些美好回忆只是为了让他们可以心平气和地离婚。John和Jeremy都不相信爱情。特别是Jeremy的那段解释为何他不要relationship的台词，拗口、绝妙。Itsverydifficulttryingtoreadthesituation，恐怕说出了不少人的心声。Idontlikethefeeling.Youresittingthere,yourewonderingdoIhavefoodonmyface,amIeating,amItalkingtoomuch,aretheytalkingenough,amIinterestedImnotreallyinterested,shouldIplaylikeIminterestedbutImnotthatinterestedbutIthinkshemightbeinterestedbutdoIwanttobeinterestedbutnowshesnotinterested?SoallofthesuddenImgetting,Imstartingtogetinterested...AndwhenamIsupposedtokissher?DoIhavetowaitforthedoorcausethenitsawkward,itslikewellgoodnight.Doyoudolikethatass-outhug?Whereyoulike,youhugeachotherlikethisandyourasssticksoutcauseyouretryingnottogettoocloseordoyoujustgorightinandkissthemonthelipsordontkissthematall?Itsverydifficulttryingtoreadthesituation.Andallthewhileyourejustreallywonderingarewegonnagethoppedupenoughtomakesomebaddecisions?Perhapsplayalittlegamecalledquot;justthetipquot;.Justforasecond,justtoseehowitfeels.Or,ouch,ouchyoureonmyhair.之后一段两人恶闯他人婚礼的片段，变幻交叉的画面仿佛幻灯片，节奏快速也符合婚礼的欢快气氛，并且意喻两人快进快出，参加完婚礼搞定某个女人后就从此消失。影片同时也不乏优美镜头，在John和Claire不知不觉相恋时，用俯视的近景镜头来拍摄他们各自夜不能眠，处理得很好。而财政部长Cleary一家的古怪在令人捧腹之余，也可以算是美国社会各种问题的缩影。神经质的同性恋艺术家儿子Todd、暴力到歇斯底里的未婚夫Zack、性生活无法得到满足的母亲Kathleen、40岁还和和母亲同住的Crasher高手Chazz等等，总之，都很变态。财政部长、父亲William的扮演者ChristopherWalken，把部长的严肃、政治家的心机、父亲对于女儿的关怀都表现出来了。此前他曾参演过CatchMeIfYouCan、SleepyHollow、BatmanReturns、PulpFiction等很多影片，演技不容小觑。配乐很好，而为讨女生欢心在婚礼上为小孩子做气球玩具、和小孩子一起跳交谊舞这样的桥段，也不失温馨。沙滩、碧海、豪屋，一切浪漫欢喜的元素都齐备。爱情、友情、亲情的情节架构，也都恰如其分，温和演绎。So,relaxyourselfandcrashthemovie!And,ibetyouwillfindfuninit.p.s.TheRulesofWeddingCrashingRule1:NeverleaveafellowCrasherbehind.Crasherstakecareoftheirown.Rule2:Neveruseyourrealname.Rule3:WhencrashinganIndianwedding,identifyyourselfasawell-knownimmigrantofficeroracountylawyer.Rule4:Noonegoeshomealone.Rule5:Neverletagirlcomebetweenyouandafellowcrasher.Rule6:Donotsitinthecornerandsulk.Itdrawsattentioninanegativeway.Drawattentiontoyourself,butonyourownterms.Rule7:Blendinbystandingout.Rule8:Bethelifeoftheparty.Rule9:Whateverittakestogetin,getin.Rule10:Invitationsareforpussies.Rule11:Sensitiveisgood.Rule12:Whenitstopsbeingfun,breaksomething.Rule13:Bridesmaidsaredesperate:consolethem.Rule14:Youreadistantrelativeofadeadcousin.Rule15:Fighttheurgetotellthetruth.Rule16:Alwayshaveanup-to-datefamilytree.Rule17:Everyfemaleweddingguestdeservesaweddingnight.Rule18:Youloveanimalsandchildren.Rule19:Toastinthenativelanguageifyouknowthenativelanguageandhavepracticedthetoast.Donotwingit.Rule20:Theolderthebetter,theyoungerthebetter(seeRulebelow)Rule21:Definitelymakesureshes18.Rule22:Youhaveaweddingandareceptiontosealthedeal.Period.Noovertime.Rule23:Theresnothingwrongwithhavingseconds.Providedtheresenoughwomentogoaround.Rule24:Ifyougetouted,leavecalmly.Donotrun.Rule25:Youunderstandsheheardthatbutthatsnotwhatyoumeant.Rule26:Ofcourseyouloveher.Rule27:Dontoverdrink.Themachinerymustworkinordertoclose.Rule28:Makesuretheresanopenbar.Rule29:Alwaysbeateamplayer.Everyoneneedsalittlehelpnowandagain.Rule30:Knowtheplaybooksoyoucancallanaudible.Rule31:Ifyoucallanaudible,alwaysmakesureyourfellowCrashersknow.Rule32:Dontcommittoarelativeunlessyoureabsolutelysurethattheyhaveapulse.Rule33:Nevergobacktoyourplace.Rule34:Begonebysunrise.Rule35:Breakfastisforclosers.Rule36:Yourfavoritemovieisquot;TheEnglishPatientquot;.Rule37:Atthereception,oneharddrinkortwobeersmax.Adrunkcrasherisasloppycrasher.Rule38:Girlsinhatstendtobeproperandrarelygiveitup.Rule39:Thewaytoawomansbedisthroughthedancefloor.Rule40:Dancewitholdfolksandthekids.Thegirlswillthinkyourequot;sweet.quot;Rule41:Neverhitonthebride--itsaonewaytickettothepavementRule42:Trynottobreakanything,unlessyourenothavingfun.Rule43:Attheservice,sitinthefifthrow.Itscloseenoughtoweddingpartytoseemlikeyoureaninvitedguest.Neversitintheback.Thebackrowjustsmellslikecrashing.Rule44:Createanairofmysterythatinvolvessomepainfulexperiencewheninteractingwiththegirlyoureafter.Butdonttalkaboutit.Rule45:Alwaysrememberyourfakename!RehearseitinadvanceandmakesureyouknowyourfellowCrasherscode-nameaswell!Rule46:TheRulesofWeddingCrashingaresacred.Dontsullythembyquot;improvising.quot;Rule47:Youforgotyourinvitationinyourrushtogettothechurch.Rule48:Makesureallthesinglewomenattheweddingknowyouretherebecauseyouvejustsufferedeitheraterriblebreakuporthedeathofyourfiancée.Rule49:Alwaysworkintotheconversation:quot;Yeah,Ihavetonsofmoney.Buthowdoesonebuyhappiness?quot;Rule50:Bepensive!Itdrawsoutthequot;healerquot;inwomen.Rule51:Alwayspulloutintime.Rule52:Tellanywomanyoureinterestedinthatyoudlovetostayputbutyoupromisedtohelpoutatthehomelesssheltertoday.Rule53:ItstimetoputyourDramaLessonsinpractice!Getchokedupduringtheservice.Thegirlswillthinkyourequot;sensitivequot;.Bringasliceofonionorartificialtearsifnecessary.Rule54:Avoidvirgins.Theyretooclingy.Rule55:Ifpressed,tellpeopleyourerelatedtoUncleJohn.EveryonehasanUncleJohn.Rule56:Dontfixateononewoman.ALWAYShaveaback-up.Rule57:WhenseeingarivalCrasher,donotinteract:merelyacknowledgeeachotherwithatugontheearlobeandgracefullymoveon.Rule58:TheFerrarisintheshop.Rule59:Iftworivalcrasherspickthesamegirl,thecrasherwiththeleastsenioritywillrespectfullyyield.Rule60:Noquot;chickendancingquot;:noexceptions.Rule61:Whencrashingoutofstate,requestpermissionfromthelocalWeddingCrasherchapter.Rule62:Nomorethantwoweddingsaweekend.Moreandyourgamegetssloppy.Youllalsoattractunwantednotice.Rule63:Bringanextraumbrellawhenitrains.Courtesyopensmorelegsthancharm.Rule64:Alwayssaveroomforcake.Rule65:Whenyourcrashpartnerfails,youfail.Nomanisanisland.Rule66:Smile!Yourehavingthetimeofyourlife.Rule67:Mixitupalittle.Youcantalwaysbethemanwiththehauntedpast.Rule68:DancewiththeBridesgrandmother.Rule69:Nosexonthealtar.Confessionals,okay.Chairlofts,better.Rule70:Twoshutoutsinarow?Itstimetotakeaweekoff.Askyourself:whatisitthatisgettinginthewayofmyhappiness?Rule71:Research,research,researchtheweddingparty.Andwhenyouaredoneresearching,researchsomemore.Rule72:Studieshaveshownthatwomenhaveamoredevelopedsenseofsmell.Breathmints:smallcost,bigyield.Rule73:Keepinteractionswiththeparentsofthebrideandgroomtoaminimum.Rule74:Incaseofemergency,refertotherulebook.Rule75:Girlsinhatstendtobeproperandrarelygiveitup.Rule76:Noexcuses.Playlikeachampion.Rule77:CarryextraprotectionatALLtimes.Rule78:Theunmarriedfemalerabbi:isshefairgame?Ofcoursesheis.Rule79:Thetablesfurthestfromthekitchenalwaysgetservedfirst.Rule80:Stop,look,listen.Atweddings.Inlife.Rule81:Occasionallybringagift:youregettingsexwithouthavingtobuydinner,soyoucanaffordablender.Rule82:Alwaysthinkaheadbutalwaysstayinthemoment.Reconcilethisparadoxandyoullnotonlygetthegirl,youmightalsogetpeaceofmind.Rule83:Dontlettheringbearerbumyoursmokes.Hisparentsmaystarttoaskquestions.Rule84:Stayclearoftheweddingplanner.Theymayrecognizeyouandstarttowonder.Rule85:Dontusethequot;Ihavetwomonthstolivequot;bit:notcool,noteffective.Rule86:Shoessayalotabouttheman.Rule87:Alwayschooselargeweddings.Morechoice.Easiertoblend.Rule88:Yourefromoutoftown.ALWAYS.Rule89:Knowsomethingabouttheplaceyousayyouarefrom,whetherbefromanotherUSstateoranothercountry.Texasistoo-playedout.Forsomereason,England,GermanyorevenNewHampshireseemtowork.Mastertheaccentsconvincingly,andyouvenailedthem!Rule90:Ofcourseyoudreamofonedayhavingchildren.Rule91:Neverdancetoquot;WhatILikeAboutYou.quot;Itslongpasttimetoletthatsonggo.Someonewillrequestitateverywedding.Dontdancetoit.Nomatterhowhotthegirl.Rule92:Tellthebridesfriendsandfamilythatyouarefamilyofthegroomandvisa-versa.Rule93:Onlytakeonecar.Youneverknowwhenyoullneedtomakeafastescape.Rule94:Deepdown,mostpeoplehatethemselves.Thisknowledgeisthekeytomostbedroomdoors.Rule95:Trynottoshowoffonthedancefloor.ThismeansyouJeremy.Rule96:Etiquetteisntold-fashioned.Itssexy.Rule97:Catholicweddings:theclassicdilemma:painfullylongceremony:hornygirls.Rule98:ThenewspaperWeddingAnnouncementsareyourracingform.Choosecarefully.Rule99:Bejudiciouswithcologne.Citrustonesarebest.Rule100:Savethetuxesforquot;thebigshowquot;only.Rule101:Avoidwomenwhowerepsychologymajorsincollege.Thereisnokindofwomanmoreclingyandpersistentthanapsychologistinvestigatingyourstorylateron.Rule102:Noperiwinklecoloredties,please.Rule103:Alwayshaveanearlyquot;appointmentquot;thenextmorning.Rule104:Bewellgroomedandwell-mannered.Rule105:NevercockblockafellowCrasher.Cockblockinganinvitedguest--okay.Rule106:Eatplentiful,digestyourfood.Youllneedtheenergylater.Rule107:Knowwhentoabandonshipifitaintfloating.Rule108:Knowyourswingandsalsadancing.Girlslovetogettwistedaround.Rule109:Alwayscarryanassortmentofplacecardstomatchanyweddingdesign.Rule110:Makesureyourmagictrickandballoonanimalskillsarenotrusty.Ifthekidsloveit,thegirlswilltoo.Rule111:Neverhavesexwithbrideorgroomsmotherevenifsheisthehottestbombshellatthewedding.Justcontrolyourself.Rule112:HaveFUN!Itswhyyourethere!Rule113:Dontlookforopportunities;makethem.Rule114:3-4monthstoweddingcrash--funeralsareyearround!Rule115:Neverwalkawayfromacrasherinafunnyjacket.(TherulethatJeremymakesuptoinsultJohn)