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1.好，你咁想知道我的過去Sinceyouwanttoknowaboutmypast2.那就要從我既“少年往事”開始講起Letsstart“SomewhereinTime”(時光倒流70年)3.“我們這一家”…Regardingmy“FamilyTies”(命運交叉點)4.真係講得上…用“千言萬語”都唔晒Onecanprettymuch“SayAnything”(兩男一女蜜談情)5.我個人比較“早熟”Iwas“2Young”(早熟)6.但係我有“一個好爸爸”，佢可以稱得上係…butIwasluckytohavemy“BigDaddy”(超級爸爸爹)…hetrulywas7.“三峽好人”“MyFather,theHero”(親親壞情人)8.個個都叫佢做“福伯”Peoplecallhim“Mr.NiceGuy”(一個好人)9.但係有一天，他跟他的同鄉到香港去Oneday,himandhispalsleftforHongKong10.去做…“省港旗兵”Theytookthe“ChungkingExpress”(重慶森林)11.“省港旗兵”？“ChungkingExpress?”12.“省港旗兵”！他仲去咗一個地方，叫做…Indeedits“ChungkingExpress”andtheyspent13.“九龍冰室”“OneNightinMongkok”(旺角黑夜)14.響裡面撞到一個“大隻佬”therehemeets“TheLoveGuru”(戀愛凸務咕嚕嚕)15.搞咗壇“斷背山”Andtheywenttogetherto“BrokebackMountain”(斷背山)16.仲多了個綽號叫做…andsohegainedanewnicknamecalled17.“雀聖”“Birdy”(鳥人)18.“雀聖”？“Birdy?”19.佢留低俾我老母既，就只係得一封“情書”Heleftmymothera“LoveLetter”(情書)20.信裡面寫住：“親愛的”…therehesaid“MommieDearest”(親愛的媽咪)21.如果“天若有情”，“忘不了”的話Ifyoure“LostinTime”(忘不了),“ForgetMeNot”(母無我)22.就“保持通話”，“得閒飲茶”Letsstay“Connected”(保持通話)andhave“BreakfastatTiffanys”(珠光寶氣)23.睇完這封信之後，“我阿媽發仔瘟”“MammaMia”(媽媽咪呀)wentnutsafterreadingit24.“女人四十”，走去搵咗一間“舞廳”去做“金雞”Shefoundanightclubanddida“ChickenRun”(咪走雞)25.表面上她係“談談情、跳跳舞”果種Shemaylooklikea“Showgirl”(艷舞女郎)26.其實她既原則係…Butshereallyknowsthat27.“我不賣身，我賣子宮”“CantBuyMeLove”(愛情無價)28.你老母真偉大！Yourmotherwasquiteheroic29.請問你老母響哪間舞廳做呢？Whichnightclubdidsheworkin?30.我知，百樂門Iknow!The“JoyLuckClub”(喜福會)31.係“新精武門”Its“FightClub”(搏擊會)32.好舞廳Greatjoint33.佢響呢間“新精武門”度遇到“黑社會”Thereshemet“TheGodfather”(教父)34.呢個“大佬”係條“古惑仔”嚟Hewasquite“TheTerminator”(未來戰士)35.佢“隻手遮天”andreally“HardBoiled”(辣手神探)36.“隻手遮天”咁犀利…“HardBoiled?”37.佢既勢力一定好大，邊個社團？叫咩嘢哥呢？Hemustbeprettypowerful,whatdotheycallhim?38.長恨哥(按：粵語「長恨哥」跟電影《長恨歌》同音)“TheTalentedMr.Ripley”(心計)39.呢個長恨哥當然想同我老母…啦Heclearlywantedtogetitonwithmymom40.但係我老母仲厲害Butmymomwassmarter,41.每一天都“家有囍事”Everynightshecalledup“CrimsonTide”(紅潮風暴)42.梗有“姨媽的後現代生活”嚟探佢andmadesureto“RaiseTheRedLantern”(大紅燈籠高高掛)43.當然，佢都支持唔到“十二夜”Stillshecouldntlastlongerthan“ThirteenDays”(驚爆十三天)44.到最後，都是做咗“阿嫂”andgaveinto“DangerousLiasons”(危險關係)45.後來呢個長恨哥佢“江湖告急”Butwhentherewas“BigTroubleinLittleChina”(妖魔大鬧唐人街)46.他逼我老母改咗個西洋名，叫“伊沙貝拉”heforcedmymothertouseanalias“Isabella”47.仲迫要她拍西片“AV”andhadherstartdoing“AV”48.你老母一生實在太傳奇勒Whatanamazingstoryyourmomhas49.請問部AV叫咩名呢？Whatwasthetitleofheradultfilm?50.“藉著兩點說愛你”(按：粵語「藉著兩點說愛你」跟電影《藉著雨點說愛你》相若)“BeautyandtheBreast”(豐胸秘Cup)51.一定係一部好純樸既作品勒Musthavebeenatameadultfilm52.“其後”，她參加咗“四仔旅行團”Shelaterjoineda“RoadTrip”(四仔旅行團)53.但始終還係“四條大路通陰間”Butcouldnot“EscapefromNewYork”(逃出紐約)54.無幾耐，“迷失東京”既我老母Intheend,“DeathBecomesHer”(飛越長生)55.亦都係逃不過呢一個…Andmymotherbecame56.“窒息”“TheDeparted”(無間道風雲)57.我帶著我老母既遺體Itookmymothersbody58.用“一半海水，一半火焰”Placedheron“ChariotsofFire”(烈火戰車)59.送她到“下一站，天國”andsentitona“StairwaytoHeaven”(天國的階梯)60.但係可惡既長恨哥冇放棄過追殺我YetRipleydecidedtocomeafterme61.他仲落咗“標殺令”，令我“十面埋伏”Iwastrappedinthe“HouseofFlyingDaggers”(十面埋伏),butsavedatlast…62.咁…咁最後點呀？andwhathappenedatlast?63.最後點呀…最後點呀？Whosavedyouatlast?64.最後冇事(按：粵語「最後冇事」跟電影《最後武士》相若)“TheLastSamurai”(最後武士)