ThePotion-BrewerPotofUndefeatableWarriors

Now,ifyouwereanassistantpig-keeperandifyournameisTaran,andifyouhaveapigthattellsfortune,thenyouareabouttoloseyourpigbecauseofsomestupiddreamtobecomeawarriorandfreakout.So,ofcourse,theHornedKingwantsthepigforhimselfsohecanfindThePotion-BrewerPotofUndefeatableWarriors,a.k.a.TheBlackCauldronanddefeatthepeoplethatarefightinghimwiththeundefeatablewarriors.Well,havingjustseenaBillNyevideoaboutprobability,thechancesare:Youarenotacartooncharacter,muchlessTaran,youdonotownafarm,muchlessafortunetellingpig,andyouhavenotheardoftheHornedKinguntilnow,muchlessbeatwarwithhim,norTheBlackCauldron,muchlesstryingtofindit.Now,thereisatinychancethatyouareacartooncharacter,youareTaran,youareatwarwiththeHornedKing,andyouaretryingtofindTheBlackCauldron.Obviously,thisisamovie,forbooksdonotcontaincartoons!Well,somedo.Anyway,thereisaverylargechancethatyouwillwatchthis,itseemstobeverypopular.Well,thatwasmyguess,andmyguessesseemtobemostlikelycorrect.Anyway,enjoyzemovie.