搞笑台词选

这部片子不错，两性关系比99%的爱情故事更真实，情节转折的编排挺嘲讽那些凡事惊天动地的好莱坞套路，而且我觉得他的台词巨精辟搞笑：1.黑社会小头目召集满脸横肉的杀手开会：quot;Inyourskulkingaround,goingthroughprivatethingsinotherpeoplesoffices,didyoumanagetodiscoverthathesshuttingusdown?quot;quot;Youdidntgetthememo,theseverancepackage,thebonus?No?quot;2.老美闯进老墨的屋，举枪，气势汹汹的对老墨说：quot;Inofuckaround.Comprende?Gun.Gun.Loaded.Bang,bang.You,dead.quot;老墨：quot;Doyouhaveaspeechimpediment?quot;3.杀手坐在路边心理辅导刚跟男朋友吵架的女人：quot;Whentwopeopleloveeachother,reallyloveeachother,buttheyjustcantgetittogether,whendoyougettothatpointwhereenoughisenough?quot;女人：quot;That...Oh,well,thats...Youknow.Um,youknowitsoverwhen...Okay,Ihave,like,thesepsychosomaticinsomniaticmanifestationsof...Uh...Well,heresthethingaboutme.Imaproductofmyemotionsversusbeingaproductofmyenvironment,likehim,whichheis,exactly,justthatenvironmental...Ineedsunshinetogrow.ThatswhoIam.Andwiththeprojectionof...Ihavegoals.quot;