我整理了第一集网飞官方翻译的Clancy和总统对话部分的台词

00:02:36,823--gt;00:02:40,827片名：午夜福音4300:02:41,953--gt;00:02:43,788马上就设定好了4400:02:44,038--gt;00:02:46,875很抱歉等等稍等片刻4500:02:46,958--gt;00:02:49,210我想…首先我想谢谢你4600:02:49,294--gt;00:02:50,211我的荣幸哥们4700:02:50,295--gt;00:02:52,338我知道因为你正在应对4800:02:52,422--gt;00:02:54,632僵尸末日你现在一定很忙4900:02:54,716--gt;00:02:57,093是我真的不想谈论僵尸5000:02:57,177--gt;00:02:59,596好那那些大麻抗议者呢？5100:02:59,679--gt;00:03:01,806-那些混蛋？-对5200:03:01,890--gt;00:03:04,100首先人们不理解我的观点5300:03:04,184--gt;00:03:06,561他们不知怎么会觉得我反大麻或反对合法化5400:03:06,644--gt;00:03:08,938-对-我其实也不是支持5500:03:09,022--gt;00:03:12,525我支持人类解放我支持美国制度5600:03:12,609--gt;00:03:15,236-我支持让人们决定他们的法律-对5700:03:15,320--gt;00:03:17,697我不认为这是…如果我必须…5800:03:18,489--gt;00:03:21,409有…你懂的如果有人把我的脸按在镜子上然后说5900:03:21,492--gt;00:03:22,952“是支持还是反对？”6000:03:23,244--gt;00:03:25,663我觉得可能结果不会很有利于人民6100:03:25,747--gt;00:03:27,290但所以我会处理的我…6200:03:27,373--gt;00:03:29,250-但弗雷舍会处理的-总统先生？6300:03:29,334--gt;00:03:30,960-也许会有好结果-抱歉…6400:03:31,044--gt;00:03:33,463什么？你没看到我在接受这位的采访…6500:03:33,546--gt;00:03:35,465-我叫克兰西-我得继续跟克兰西说6600:03:35,548--gt;00:03:38,259僵尸在外围了6700:03:38,343--gt;00:03:41,095给我把来福枪我会解决的你刚说什么来着？6800:03:41,179--gt;00:03:45,225哦对了我最近读到的一项研究表明医用大麻6900:03:45,308--gt;00:03:47,435降低了近30%的死亡率7000:03:47,518--gt;00:03:50,313其实…那之后数据有更新7100:03:50,396--gt;00:03:52,482-数据显示了什么？-数据显示如果有很多…7200:03:52,565--gt;00:03:55,485如果有娱乐用的大麻阿片类药物的使用会下降很多7300:03:55,568--gt;00:03:57,612-所以它有帮助？有意思-简单我知道7400:03:57,695--gt;00:04:00,406我也看到了我当时想：“这可能就是答案！”7500:04:00,490--gt;00:04:02,158-你介意跟我去外边吗？-不介意7600:04:02,242--gt;00:04:04,285这可能是鸦片流行病和慢性疼痛问题的7700:04:04,369--gt;00:04:05,453解决方案7800:04:05,536--gt;00:04:09,749我宁愿看到人们大量吸食大麻7900:04:09,832--gt;00:04:11,542而不是服用他们现在正在吃的药8000:04:11,626--gt;00:04:15,755因为他们服用阿片类药物和苯二氮卓类药物8100:04:15,838--gt;00:04:18,341以及安眠药的组合…一会害死他们8200:04:18,466--gt;00:04:20,593绝对的病人死于服用药物8300:04:20,677--gt;00:04:22,011他们现今就是这样死的8400:04:22,095--gt;00:04:28,351二会延续他们的痛苦他们被它弄残了！8500:04:28,434--gt;00:04:30,687-是-他们被它弄残了他们很无助8600:04:30,770--gt;00:04:33,356大麻当有些人大量吸食大麻时他们坐在沙发上8700:04:33,439--gt;00:04:35,024但有些人完全没事8800:04:35,108--gt;00:04:38,194在阿片类药物中不存在而在大麻中存在的一个方面是8900:04:38,278--gt;00:04:41,281-如果你过量吸食大麻…-你好！9000:04:41,364--gt;00:04:42,907总统先生谢谢您！9100:04:42,991--gt;00:04:43,825你好！9200:04:43,908--gt;00:04:45,493总统先生谢谢您！9300:04:45,576--gt;00:04:48,079-你好-总统先生谢谢您！9400:04:48,788--gt;00:04:49,706总之…9500:04:49,789--gt;00:04:51,499-你的头脑…-你不会死9600:04:51,582--gt;00:04:55,586你不会死但你会被自己的神经症9700:04:55,670--gt;00:04:58,089-内在弱点、恐惧所拖累-哦如果你过…9800:04:58,172--gt;00:05:01,801-如果你“过量”了是的-人们说：“我感觉很偏执”9900:05:01,884--gt;00:05:03,511通常他们的意思是10000:05:03,594--gt;00:05:06,639“大麻展示了我现在10100:05:06,723--gt;00:05:09,142不想着手处理的所有那些方面”10200:05:09,225--gt;00:05:12,562这会给人们带来很多积极的改变不是一直都是10300:05:12,645--gt;00:05:16,232很多时候我确实是偏执狂我担心的事情是10400:05:16,316--gt;00:05:19,152荒谬和可笑的当我清醒的时候…10500:05:19,444--gt;00:05:23,406我意识得到但很多时候我大剂量吸食大麻时体现出来的10600:05:23,489--gt;00:05:27,243那些事我清醒过来时知道10700:05:27,327--gt;00:05:30,079“该死我得想办法我需要…为什么我不锻炼？10800:05:30,163--gt;00:05:32,206我需要多运动这太荒谬了10900:05:32,290--gt;00:05:34,917我为什么…我现在喝得有点太多了11000:05:35,001--gt;00:05:36,627我需要把喝酒的频率降下来”11100:05:36,711--gt;00:05:41,132那…还有我有没有跟你说过多年前我几乎是怎么死于11200:05:41,215--gt;00:05:42,884-安眠药的？-没有11300:05:42,967--gt;00:05:44,927哦天！天啊！11400:05:46,262--gt;00:05:48,931有个人去了我参加的一个派对11500:05:49,015--gt;00:05:51,017在派对中午12点时11600:05:51,476--gt;00:05:53,144-贩卖安眠药-奇怪啊11700:05:53,227--gt;00:05:55,897-你能做的最糟糕的事-“马上上车！回家！”11800:05:55,980--gt;00:05:57,774-是这…-“我们喝了多少？11900:05:57,857--gt;00:05:59,692-哦完美很好的组合！”-是12000:05:59,776--gt;00:06:01,235然后我从他那买了一些12100:06:01,319--gt;00:06:03,446我都不知道我为什么会那样做12200:06:03,529--gt;00:06:06,866我很清楚你永远永远都不应该12300:06:06,949--gt;00:06:08,576服用苯并喝酒12400:06:08,659--gt;00:06:12,080绝不要那么做！大家都是那样死的这是死亡组合！12500:06:12,163--gt;00:06:14,082-的确是-所以我那样做了然后我记得…12600:06:14,165--gt;00:06:16,793死亡组合之一这样的组合还有几个12700:06:18,002--gt;00:06:20,463我想我吃了一片药12800:06:21,089--gt;00:06:24,175然后喝了酒再然后感觉很放松接着…12900:06:24,258--gt;00:06:26,469-但我忘了我…-这就是苯甲酸钠的危险之处13000:06:26,552--gt;00:06:28,429-它就是这样害死你的-是你会忘记13100:06:28,513--gt;00:06:30,515-然后我又吃了一颗-安必安就会这样你会忘记13200:06:30,598--gt;00:06:33,976顺带一提我…让我澄清一下我的…13300:06:34,060--gt;00:06:36,646我讨厌把药分成好药和坏药13400:06:37,063--gt;00:06:38,940药没有好坏之分13500:06:39,023--gt;00:06:42,860这种化学物质既好也不坏它只是存在13600:06:43,194--gt;00:06:44,862我们要么创造了它要么它存在于自然中13700:06:44,946--gt;00:06:46,697人类与那种物质的关系13800:06:46,781--gt;00:06:49,367才是问题所在13900:06:49,450--gt;00:06:52,662我们的个体生理结构是什么样的它触发了什么之类的14000:06:53,329--gt;00:06:54,330那才是问题14100:06:54,414--gt;00:06:55,248比如安定…14200:06:56,457--gt;00:07:00,378什么如果你…需要做结肠镜检查…14300:07:01,671--gt;00:07:03,881安定或者安定类的药物很有效！14400:07:03,965--gt;00:07:08,010如果你喝着苦艾酒开着派对准备开车回家14500:07:08,094--gt;00:07:09,429-那就很糟糕！-是的！14600:07:10,388--gt;00:07:13,433-哦！谢谢你先生！-不是因为安定的好坏14700:07:13,516--gt;00:07:15,935而是因为情况和关系很坏14800:07:16,018--gt;00:07:17,353我永远不会忘记哥们14900:07:17,437--gt;00:07:19,272我一天晚上躺在床上15000:07:19,355--gt;00:07:22,150尝试记起自己吃了多少粒药片15100:07:22,233--gt;00:07:24,652-在我昏睡过去时…-天啊15200:07:24,735--gt;00:07:26,863接着我意识到：“哦我动不了了！”15300:07:26,946--gt;00:07:27,822-就像…-哦！15400:07:27,905--gt;00:07:31,868我…如果我想现在起来我不认为我可以起得来15500:07:31,951--gt;00:07:34,620-这是我在陷入黑暗时感觉到的-哦天啊！15600:07:34,704--gt;00:07:37,206然后我第二天醒来感谢上帝我还活着15700:07:37,290--gt;00:07:40,293-但如果我呕吐了的话我本会死-他们就是那样死的15800:07:40,376--gt;00:07:43,171就是那样那叫做吸入性肺炎15900:07:43,254--gt;00:07:44,088抱歉先生16000:07:44,172--gt;00:07:46,215你都不用大吐特吐16100:07:46,591--gt;00:07:50,178有时只是一点回流有时可能是一点唾液16200:07:50,261--gt;00:07:52,346它进入了错误的管子进入了你的肺16300:07:52,430--gt;00:07:54,515你嘴里的所有细菌16400:07:54,599--gt;00:07:56,601都会到本不该去的你的肺里去16500:07:56,684--gt;00:07:58,311你得了肺炎成为脓毒性16600:07:58,394--gt;00:08:01,105你休克然后30分钟50分钟、60分钟后死亡16700:08:01,189--gt;00:08:02,940-过程发生得很快-我的天啊！16800:08:04,317--gt;00:08:05,610-那些东西很邪恶-是啊16900:08:05,693--gt;00:08:07,695-邪恶-嗯不…17000:08:08,529--gt;00:08:12,700在那种情况下不是化学物质的错化学物质只是大自然的产物17100:08:14,577--gt;00:08:15,453总统先生！17200:08:22,210--gt;00:08:24,462听着我们要启动阿尔法协议17300:08:24,545--gt;00:08:26,130-酷！-前进夏洛特！17400:08:29,842--gt;00:08:33,262祝您好运先生！能在您手下做事是我的荣幸还有…17500:08:35,139--gt;00:08:36,182在我看来有趣的是…17600:08:36,265--gt;00:08:39,769我也在反复解释我们的观点因为我…17700:08:39,852--gt;00:08:41,437你知道的我喜欢和帮助我透过17800:08:41,521--gt;00:08:44,315新眼镜看世界的人在一起你就是其中之一17900:08:44,398--gt;00:08:45,650谢谢你！18000:08:46,234--gt;00:08:49,403所以我愿意听你说的一切我认为这很有趣18100:08:49,487--gt;00:08:51,322然后我说“但你可能会伤害到别人！”18200:08:51,405--gt;00:08:53,991-你注意到了？总是说：“要是？”-是啊18300:08:54,408--gt;00:08:58,120在过去建国之父谈到向糟糕的世界领导人18400:08:58,204--gt;00:09:00,748-灌蘑菇-对！18500:09:00,831--gt;00:09:02,083-然后…-没错18600:09:02,166--gt;00:09:04,502然后我们说“他可以洞悉一切并且快乐18700:09:04,585--gt;00:09:07,338他会意识到自己在做什么”我想：“或者他会变得更糟！”18800:09:07,421--gt;00:09:10,258-我们不知道确实-总是那个“或者”…18900:09:10,758--gt;00:09:12,552-我们最好从这里出去-当然了19000:09:15,471--gt;00:09:17,098僵尸来了过来19100:09:19,308--gt;00:09:21,602我最喜欢的有句话是19200:09:21,686--gt;00:09:25,022健康是在现实的条件下接受、感知19300:09:25,106--gt;00:09:26,148和处理现实19400:09:32,905--gt;00:09:34,365有人在吗？19500:09:36,450--gt;00:09:39,203我是查克查尔斯如果你想获救…就进来吧！19600:09:39,287--gt;00:09:41,163来购物中心吧！进来！19700:09:42,540--gt;00:09:44,709你说了一些让我印象深刻的话19800:09:44,792--gt;00:09:45,876是电梯致幻剂的19900:09:45,960--gt;00:09:47,753-一个类比-是的20000:09:47,837--gt;00:09:51,173-你经常服用它还是说…-这个比喻是把它比作20100:09:51,257--gt;00:09:56,512电梯把你带到一座大楼的顶层20200:09:56,596--gt;00:09:58,639那里正在举行一场令人难以置信的派对20300:09:58,723--gt;00:10:02,727门打开了你看到一个令人惊奇的乌托邦天堂的情形20400:10:02,810--gt;00:10:05,229你从不知道它的存在你以前从没见过20500:10:05,313--gt;00:10:08,316从不知道它的存在然后电梯叮的一声20600:10:08,399--gt;00:10:10,192门关上了它下来了20700:10:10,276--gt;00:10:12,361突然你又对着堵在路上的人群大喊大叫20800:10:12,445--gt;00:10:14,905这就是致幻剂的作用的类比20900:10:14,989--gt;00:10:15,823没错21000:10:15,906--gt;00:10:20,161而且这是…再说一次我的贡献是我说道21100:10:20,244--gt;00:10:22,204“要是电梯不让你在第一层下来21200:10:22,288--gt;00:10:23,873最后把你送到了地下二层呢？”21300:10:23,956--gt;00:10:25,416-带你到更低楼层？-到更低楼层21400:10:25,499--gt;00:10:27,918我体内的医生总是担心那个21500:10:28,002--gt;00:10:30,588是假设它的确送你去了更低的楼层21600:10:30,671--gt;00:10:33,090假设你坐上了热气球21700:10:33,174--gt;00:10:34,842看到一些美丽的山顶21800:10:34,925--gt;00:10:37,261然后热气球被吹离了航线一点点21900:10:37,345--gt;00:10:40,431你还能看到山顶我认为…22000:10:40,681--gt;00:10:42,642这是它的独立价值22100:10:42,725--gt;00:10:43,809该死的！22200:10:45,102--gt;00:10:47,563死！再死一次！22300:10:51,317--gt;00:10:53,277-你他妈在跟我搞笑吗？-过来这里22400:10:53,986--gt;00:10:55,404-去你的！-过来22500:10:57,073--gt;00:10:59,075-你还好吗？-嗯继续前进吧22600:10:59,158--gt;00:11:01,661你知道奇怪的是什么吗？我们为什么要逃避他们？22700:11:01,744--gt;00:11:03,287-它们走得很慢-我知道！22800:11:03,371--gt;00:11:06,165听着我们可以就站着…咱们就静静地站着吧22900:11:06,248--gt;00:11:08,626-来抓我啊！来啊僵尸！-就在这！23000:11:10,086--gt;00:11:12,505哦不我觉得我姨妈也在那23100:11:15,216--gt;00:11:16,425我的天啊一个商场23200:11:22,807--gt;00:11:24,350然后我问了个问题23300:11:24,433--gt;00:11:27,895“那么我们如何才能在某种程度上控制它呢？”23400:11:27,978--gt;00:11:31,065-该死的僵尸！-对这是个大问题23500:11:31,148--gt;00:11:32,983我认为要做很多事情23600:11:33,067--gt;00:11:38,114你知道我现在真的很喜欢一种类型的冥想是这样的…23700:11:40,241--gt;00:11:43,119只是一个静坐的过程观察你的呼吸23800:11:43,202--gt;00:11:48,374非常清楚地意识到你的思想、情绪和你身体的感觉23900:11:48,457--gt;00:11:49,667就是…24000:11:50,292--gt;00:11:52,628这就是所谓的正念正念的练习24100:11:52,712--gt;00:11:56,132就是观察你的行为方式你的感觉方式24200:11:56,215--gt;00:11:58,426-你的思维方式-我想这就是解药！24300:11:58,509--gt;00:12:03,431并意识到存在于你内心的24400:12:03,514--gt;00:12:04,515-许多情绪的根源-是24500:12:04,598--gt;00:12:09,520特别是对于我来说比如我会生气有时我会发脾气24600:12:11,021--gt;00:12:14,275是的谢谢你因为它的发生感到困惑它确实会发生！24700:12:14,984--gt;00:12:16,861一个人坐着愤怒会爆发24800:12:16,944--gt;00:12:18,779还是会像交通一样？24900:12:18,863--gt;00:12:20,865不…情况变得好多了25000:12:20,948--gt;00:12:23,617但是我是说在我年轻很多的时候25100:12:23,701--gt;00:12:26,036我是一个愤青所以我会…25200:12:26,120--gt;00:12:28,581我记得某天我的打印机失灵了25300:12:28,664--gt;00:12:31,417我记得在我的公寓里独自尖叫25400:12:32,042--gt;00:12:34,545一气之下把我的打印机给砸了25500:12:34,962--gt;00:12:35,838（理发店）25600:12:36,714--gt;00:12:37,798我被治好了！25700:12:37,882--gt;00:12:39,550踢毽子的时间到了！25800:12:40,551--gt;00:12:42,219那存在于我内心深处25900:12:42,303--gt;00:12:45,097这就是为什么迷幻药对我很有用26000:12:54,398--gt;00:12:55,232上车26100:12:55,316--gt;00:12:56,150（上车）26200:12:58,110--gt;00:12:59,278上车26300:13:02,072--gt;00:13:03,407上车26400:13:11,373--gt;00:13:12,291上车26500:13:16,754--gt;00:13:20,341但同时冥想也非常有用26600:13:20,424--gt;00:13:24,595因为现在我可以坐下来冥想也许在我冥想的时候26700:13:24,678--gt;00:13:25,763狗会叫26800:13:26,222--gt;00:13:30,643我可以看到我的愤怒在内心开花26900:13:30,726--gt;00:13:33,771当它出现的时候他们会说：“把它看作是27000:13:33,854--gt;00:13:37,858你坐在森林里看着一只稀有的动物27100:13:37,942--gt;00:13:40,444走进一片空地”27200:13:41,070--gt;00:13:44,198而不是你知道当愤怒来临时我们大多数人都会这样做27300:13:44,281--gt;00:13:46,534我们对它做出反应我们进入反应模式27400:13:46,617--gt;00:13:50,120也许你会停止冥想对着你的狗大吼大叫27500:13:50,204--gt;00:13:52,122或者你会做点什么让它们安静下来27600:13:52,206--gt;00:13:55,584-所以就是做出放大它的行为-就是这样你就看着27700:13:56,085--gt;00:13:57,419你看着27800:13:57,753--gt;00:14:02,967佛教把愤怒比作根苦口甜的花27900:14:03,050--gt;00:14:06,262所以我们跟着甜蜜的味道走28000:14:06,345--gt;00:14:07,179她要生产了吗？28100:14:08,472--gt;00:14:10,599-她是的…-好吧28200:14:10,683--gt;00:14:12,393嘿你没事吧？需要什么东西吗？28300:14:13,811--gt;00:14:16,313-呼吸就好-我们计划在水中生产28400:14:16,397--gt;00:14:18,357停车也许我们可以找到什么东西28500:14:18,440--gt;00:14:20,192（出口）28600:14:24,947--gt;00:14:26,699-什么？-我的天啊！28700:14:28,659--gt;00:14:30,828我们在说什么？28800:14:30,911--gt;00:14:33,581他在说冥想之类的事28900:14:33,664--gt;00:14:35,749是或者就是观察你的感觉你知道吗？29000:14:35,833--gt;00:14:39,295你跟随感觉向下进入有毒的根…29100:14:39,378--gt;00:14:43,173你是用感觉的方式做还是顿悟的方式？你懂我的意思吗？29200:14:43,257--gt;00:14:46,594你只是跟着感觉走或者你有什么特别的29300:14:46,677--gt;00:14:49,263“这让我想起了一些经历”之类的？29400:14:49,346--gt;00:14:52,683它叫感觉所以你会…你可以…29500:14:52,766--gt;00:14:54,518你知道的这就像…就是…29600:14:55,019--gt;00:14:56,729-想想一种情感-对29700:14:56,812--gt;00:14:59,648这些真的很模糊…29800:14:59,732--gt;00:15:02,651一些以身体为基础的东西你隐约意识到很多次了29900:15:02,735--gt;00:15:06,113-是正是那是什么东西对吧？-是30000:15:06,196--gt;00:15:08,449这就是种方法使用显微镜30100:15:08,532--gt;00:15:13,287观察你内心反复出现的情绪模式30200:15:13,370--gt;00:15:15,748因为大多数时候如果你有负面情绪30300:15:15,831--gt;00:15:16,999-你会努力避免它-是30400:15:17,082--gt;00:15:20,628-你试着开始下一个活动…-哦拜托！30500:15:20,711--gt;00:15:22,504你总是在这样的状态里…30600:15:22,588--gt;00:15:23,964该死的僵尸30700:15:24,048--gt;00:15:26,550-如果我们不回头…-什么？30800:15:26,634--gt;00:15:28,844…然后放大一件事看看30900:15:28,928--gt;00:15:31,972这个分形是什么？这是一个很有趣的实践31000:15:32,056--gt;00:15:34,475-就…好了-用力！31100:15:34,558--gt;00:15:35,851-呼吸！-哦不31200:15:35,935--gt;00:15:38,395-你可以的！-用力之前才要呼吸用力31300:15:38,479--gt;00:15:40,105然后呼吸不是先呼吸吗？31400:15:40,189--gt;00:15:43,484不用力！哦你好啊！31500:15:44,443--gt;00:15:45,319我们赶紧离开31600:15:45,402--gt;00:15:50,741在佛教中所有这些分析这些事情的精神形式31700:15:50,824--gt;00:15:52,701相对于一种…31800:15:55,287--gt;00:16:00,042简单的观察都是次要的这种观察就是任何情绪状态31900:16:00,125--gt;00:16:03,212思想或身体感觉都有一个相似的模式32000:16:03,295--gt;00:16:06,423它升高、消散、消失32100:16:06,507--gt;00:16:09,343对我来说你所说的很多神奇的事情32200:16:09,426--gt;00:16:11,178都发生在人际关系中32300:16:11,261--gt;00:16:13,847我是这样一种人除非存在32400:16:13,931--gt;00:16:16,892否则我很难和这些东西并驾齐驱32500:16:18,560--gt;00:16:21,689在我的领域里也有像你这样的人32600:16:21,772--gt;00:16:23,691近来这可是一个很大的领域32700:16:24,900--gt;00:16:27,778大多数人实践的人都做得没有你描述的那么好32800:16:27,861--gt;00:16:29,947你所说的也是实践的重要部分32900:16:30,030--gt;00:16:32,491你说的是精神社区33000:16:32,574--gt;00:16:35,119它也承认佛教33100:16:35,202--gt;00:16:36,328重要的是33200:16:36,412--gt;00:16:39,790让我们互相鼓励尽可能接近真相33300:16:39,873--gt;00:16:43,585或者正如你之前提到的以现实的条件来满足现实33400:16:43,669--gt;00:16:47,131我觉得最大的惊喜是每个人都说“哦现实糟透了33500:16:47,214--gt;00:16:49,258这个世界糟透了…”过来伙计33600:16:49,341--gt;00:16:54,138我们试着进行这样一个过程我们一直在倒退33700:16:54,221--gt;00:16:56,515直到我们不能再看到自己33800:16:56,598--gt;00:17:00,811我们想要达到这个完全的观察者状态直到你达到那样…33900:17:00,894--gt;00:17:02,438-意识的意识-就是这样34000:17:02,521--gt;00:17:04,273-是-然后你成为纯粹的意识34100:17:04,356--gt;00:17:06,942概念是这就是我们本来的样子34200:17:07,026--gt;00:17:10,320这整个物质世界包括我们的身体34300:17:10,404--gt;00:17:14,324是一种现…我说不来那个词34400:17:14,408--gt;00:17:18,120-现象学-现象的现象学领域34500:17:18,203--gt;00:17:22,166一个现象的领域被封装在这个意识里34600:17:22,249--gt;00:17:28,255所以我是孤独的或者我是一个个体的想法34700:17:28,338--gt;00:17:31,091实际上有趣的是你已经不是那样了34800:17:31,175--gt;00:17:32,926这是错误的这是扭曲的观点34900:17:33,010--gt;00:17:36,555因为你是同时相遇的事物和观察者35000:17:36,638--gt;00:17:38,390这就产生了自我的幻觉35100:17:38,474--gt;00:17:40,392我是说如果宇宙是海豚35200:17:40,476--gt;00:17:43,437那么基本上我们的身体就是一张渔网35300:17:43,812--gt;00:17:45,898我们都有点纠结于自己35400:17:45,981--gt;00:17:48,108当你嗑迷幻药的时候会感觉很糟糕吗？35500:17:48,192--gt;00:17:49,485你会35600:18:02,081--gt;00:18:03,415哇！35700:18:04,541--gt;00:18:05,959这感觉真好35800:18:06,043--gt;00:18:08,420哦是！我的天啊我喜欢这样！35900:18:08,504--gt;00:18:11,215是这听起来有点像是僵尸…36000:18:11,298--gt;00:18:12,883僵尸在唱歌！36100:18:14,384--gt;00:18:16,595首先我们出生36200:18:17,304--gt;00:18:20,182然后我们死亡36300:18:21,016--gt;00:18:25,479在那期间我们大多数人把全部时间花在哭泣上36400:18:25,562--gt;00:18:27,981哭泣36500:18:28,065--gt;00:18:32,069从前我们是瞎子但现在我们能看见了36600:18:33,028--gt;00:18:35,239当僵尸感觉很棒…36700:18:35,322--gt;00:18:38,575现在我明白了没有什么可以进去也没有什么可以出来！36800:18:38,659--gt;00:18:39,701就这么简单！36900:18:40,327--gt;00:18:42,830我们行动迟缓37000:18:43,288--gt;00:18:45,415因为没有跑的必要37100:18:46,625--gt;00:18:50,754此外当你在逃避爱的时候跑还有什么意义呢？37200:18:53,173--gt;00:18:54,007丹！37300:18:54,091--gt;00:18:57,594生活就像监狱我们被僵尸咬到37400:18:58,929--gt;00:19:01,807找到了真谛37500:19:05,102--gt;00:19:09,231总统先生！37600:19:11,066--gt;00:19:13,652我们是来救您的总统先生37700:19:13,735--gt;00:19:16,029我们有解药鱼叉37800:19:16,113--gt;00:19:21,577不要恐慌我们会把解药十字弓交给你37900:19:22,369--gt;00:19:25,038发射解药鱼叉！38000:19:25,581--gt;00:19:29,042现在就发射解药鱼叉！38100:19:29,126--gt;00:19:31,170发射解药！38200:19:31,253--gt;00:19:34,506向总统发射僵尸解药！38300:19:44,600--gt;00:19:48,061非常感谢您您是名好嘉宾你还有什么遗言吗？38400:19:48,145--gt;00:19:49,938感谢你邀请我！38500:19:50,022--gt;00:19:53,192最后要说的是…世界上根本就没有坏药这种东西38600:19:53,901--gt;00:19:55,777都要看情况！38700:19:57,529--gt;00:19:59,156再见！38800:20:21,386--gt;00:20:23,347该死的朋友们！你们看到了吗？38900:20:23,430--gt;00:20:27,392内脏都被挖出来了但我还是在这里一切都完好无损39000:20:27,476--gt;00:20:30,604非常感谢你多元宇宙的伟大居民40300:21:12,354--gt;00:21:14,273翻译：刘维罗