Can’tsavetheworldwithahug

ExothermicreactionSqueezethepoisonoutDietstuffhasaweirdaftertasteInsertingrectalthermometerThisisofficialbusinessMissiledeactivatedDouneedthatmugThisonecanwrapuinaninflatablehugAgrenade.Can’tsavetheworldwithahug.Glittermakespeoplehappy?Becausetherefractedlightcausetheenterochromafiincellstoreleaseserotonin,Let’sdothehardway.Canuun-birdmeOilslickThismantrippinCloacaTheantidote.That’sgoingtotake18hourstorender.Infact,douknowthatpigeonscanseeinslowmotion?Because,fact,pigeonscanflyupto92.7milesperhour.Andinfact,pigeonsarehighlyintelligentanimalswholiketoplaygames.Fact,pigeonscanseeultravioletlightwhichisabroadspectrumoflightthehumaneyecan’tevensee.Fact,pigeonsareflockanimals.Whydoesittasteamazing?Giveme10feet,backup.ItsbasicphysicsYouwon’tevenknowI’mhere.Bio-dynamicconcealmenPretendlikeyouareanormalpersontalkingtoamuchcoolernormalperson.Inprecisely45secondsuwilltransformintoapigeon.Yourbodyisbeingfloodedwithendorphinstoprepareyoufortheimmensephysicalpainyou’reabouttoexperience.The“nobody”graduatedMITat15andinventedawaytoedithumangenomesinmiddleschool.Dudeisjeopardy!Evildoesn’tcarethatyouareniceIwatchgoodpeoplebetakeneveryday.Breadcrumbs?Theyaregluten-free.Icouldhavedonethiswithoutyou.U’vereachedthetimelimitonthis.Whathappensinthesubmarinestaysinthesubmarine.Itjustkindaslippedout.Someoverpricedfacelotionthathisskinlooksthatgoodwithouthelp.Mypecs.Mypectoralmuscles.Myabdominal.That’swhatitmeanstobeateam.It’ssomethingIlearnedalongtimeago.TreasonI’mnotleadingnothing.Butoneday,yourideasyourgadgetsaregonnakeeptheworldsafe.Youkeptallthosepeoplesafeandyoudidityourway.Teamweird?Teamweird.本文版权归作者正义的使者所有，任何形式转载请联系作者。