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WillElizabethTaylorbecomebarmitzvah?YeahIpromisedtothekindintheaudioI’lldoallthelineswe’verehearsed.AndactuallyIdohad,andalwayswillbeaccusedofbad...Yeahbutthereisaanothersidetomynature,theaestheticside...I’mgoingto...ahdidyoudigthat?I’msohappy.I’mgoingtowriteamusicalwithSteveAllenandit’sasortofanicekindofathing,andit’saboutacouple,andifyou’vebeenmarriedoryouknow,arenow,youknowthescenethathappens,youhaveamillionbeefswithyouroldladyandyoubreakup,thenyougobacktogetheragain.Butthiscoupleintheplaytheyarelittleeccentric.They’vebrokenupandgonebackabout55timesin7years.buttheykeepgoingbackforthekids’sake,sofinallytheygotoamarriagecounselor,opensupandthey’retogetherandthey’rehappy,withoutoneargument,butthekidsarecompletelynutsbecausethey’resoadjustedtothatsceneyouknow,breakingupandgoingbacktogetherthatit’sbeentoomuchforthem.Sotheydecideforthekids’sake,tobreakup.InthissceneSteve,like,youknow,he’smyfriend,we’rehangingouttogetherandhe’sgotthefirstline.Alright.HeyLenny,where’syouroldlady?Ohwehadabeef,man,webrokeup.Ohthat’stoobad,butdon’tworry,you’llbebacktogether.No,that’sit,youknow,youhaveamillionfightsandfinallydecidethat’stheone.You’vehadit,youknow,andIfinallygotthegutsandIgotridofofherandIdon’tbelieveitman.Ifinallydidit,Ifinallygotridofher.Howdidyoudothat?Sheleftme.(hahaha)Butit’sbetteroffman,itbetteroffalone.I’mreallygonnaswing.I’mgonnafixupmyownpenth,that’sit.Icanreallyfixupapenth.I’mgonnareallygetsomeofthatshinyblackfurnitureandI’llgetabullfightposter,andI’llgetacoffeetableandI’llmakeadooroutofit.(Hahah)I’djustreallyswing,it’lljustbeniceandI’llgetasatinsmokingjacketandapearlwhitephoneandI’llsitbackandrelax.FinallyI’llbeallalone,man,that’sthebestwaytomakeit.Allalone,allalone,allalone,allalone,alljoytobeallalone,I’mhappyalone,don’tyousee...I’veconvincedyou...Allalone,allalone,likeanearsighteddogwearsthebone.Ahbutit’sbettertobeallalone,nomoretakingoutthegarbagehereoryankingonthephone.Igavehereverything,evenmymother’sring.Buttome,shewassopetty,sometimesIwishthatshewasdead,butit’llprobablytakeshertwohourstogetready.(hahaha)Whenshe’sold,thenshe’sgonnabesorry,that’sit,likeshe’syoungandswingingnowandshecangetalotofguys,butwhenshe’soldIcanseeitabouttwentyyearsfromnowon.AhhowareyoudoingAnne?YeahIhaven’tseenyouinalongtime.Youlookprettygood,maybeyoustillwashyourhairwithDutchhaircleanser,Isee,yeah,youlookprettygood.You’vegainedafewpounds,whathappenstoyourneck?(Hahah)YeahIheardyouhavegotmarriedafewtimes.Ah,me?No,I,ah,I’vealwaysstaysingle.I’vebeeninvestingproperty,yeah,IpickedupalittleplaceinMexico,maybeyou’vebeenheardofit.It’scalledEcoboco.Wheredoyoulive?Afurnishedroom?Ohthat’snice,yeah,youcookontheradiator,thepaperdrapes,sittinginthelobbywatchingtelevisionallday,andyeah,that’scoolyeah.Youhavethedinersclubyousignedforit,yougofirstclassinthosejoints...Yeah,that’sit.Herfuturespellsamurkygloom.I’llberichandfamousandshe’llbelivinginafurnishedroom,butit’sgonnabetoolate,Iwon’thearhermoan.I’llbelivinginmyNobHillmansion,richandallalone.Allalone,allalone.I’llberich,butsoallalone...?????????❤️⬇️本文版权归作者meow所有，任何形式转载请联系作者。