Maris——剧本以上，镜头之外

剧集对于Maris的处理是很妙的，她鲜活地存在于主角吐露的台词中而从未向观众展现任何面貌、声音。营造神秘感的同时，削弱了Niles喜欢上Daphne精神出轨的负罪感，毕竟所有人提及Maris无不挖苦讽刺，她是一个糟糕的妻子，甚至是一个糟糕的人。当然，她显然毫无辩白的机会和余地。于是，Niles还能继续纯情而充满欲望地望着Daphne，同时为了挽救和Maris的婚姻去跟击剑教练较量一番，呈现给观众微妙的平衡和笑料。E13Niles与Daphne的红裙探戈我很喜欢Maris这个活在第三人称中的角色，一个不靠自我表达就能留下鲜明印象的人。这得归功于《Frasier》幽默刻薄而不失分寸感的台词。前两季看得比较匆忙。现在闲来无事，尝试记录一下第三季中提及Maris的片段。E0303x27;58Niles:Itx27;sMarisx27;nighttohostherbookclubandtheyaremorecomfortablenothavingamanthere.E0411x27;35Niles:quot;Takeonetabletperhoursorasneededuntiltremblingsubsidesquot;.Ix27;msorry,theseareforMaris.15x27;11N:Youknow,Frasier,ifyoux27;reseriousaboutthatwhoopeecushion,Ihappentohaveoneatthehouse.LastyearadisgruntledservantleftoneonMarisx27;sdiningroomchair.Fortunatelyforallofus,embarrassmentwasavertedwhenmylittlefaunprovedtoolighttoactivateit.E0506x27;19N:Wex27;retalkingaboutamanwhohassatisfiedMaris,somethingthatx27;sstillregrettablyonmyto-dolist!08x27;02N:Marisisquitekeenonguttingmylibrarytomakemorespaceforherhats.10x27;36-F:Youhaveabowlingbag?-N:Yes.MarisandIhavetakentogivingeachothergaggifts.Igaveheracookbook.12x27;07N:Youdonx27;thavetokeepfeedingthesemen.Actually,Marisfindstheyworkfasterifyoukeepthemhungry.20x27;25Martin-:Youcarrysevenhundreddollarsinyourwallet?-N:Well,Marisaskedmetostopbythedrugstorelater.E0804x27;14N:Thelasttwonights,IknockedonMarisx27;sbedroomdoortowishhergoodnightandIwasgreetedwithachillysilence,so,naturallyIassumedeverythingwasstatusquo.-M:Uh,thin.Makethatverythin.Caucasian.VeryCaucasian.-F:Well,sheleftwithoutsomuchasanoteoraphonecall!Thisisnotthefirsttimewex27;veexperiencedMarisx27;sselfishbehavior!Shealwaysputsherneedsabovehis!Sheneverattendsfamilyfunctions!Oh,shex27;snotbeingeccentric.Shex27;sbeingarrogantandselfish.11x27;22N:Shewantsadivorce.16x27;05N:Marisorderedmetogetmystuffoutoftherebysundown,orelseshex27;dturnitovertoachurchbazaar.E0902x27;14N:Ix27;mcallingherrightnowanddemandingtherestorationofmycreditcardandmybankaccounts.Andmyphoneservice!19x27;53-Frederick:IhopeauntMariscomesoutofhercoma.-N:Heaskedwhereshewas,Ithoughtthetruthwouldjustupsethim.E1204x27;32-F:Thisoftenhappensinthesecaseswhentwopeopleseparate,theirfriendsoftenchooseonespouseovertheother.Ix27;msuretheyjustchooseMarisbecauseshex27;sbetterconnectedandhasmoremoneythanyoudo.-N:Exactlywhichpartofthatwasmeanttoeasemypain?E1303x27;42-N:ThegigolosareswarmingaroundMarislikeantsonasnickersbar!-M:Ifshex27;sseeingawholebunchofpeople,thatmeansshex27;snotseriousaboutanyoneofthem.Theyx27;reprobablyjustherescorts.Youkonwhowshelovesgoingtoparties.-N:Yes,andsheneverlikedgoinganywherealoneexceptbed.06x27;49N:Ix27;vetakenMaristodozensofthesethings,shex27;sneveronceaskedtodance.Ofcourse,Marisdislikespublicdisplaysofrhythm.E1500x27;51-N:Thismorning,forthefirsttimesinceourseparation,Marisactuallypickedupthephoneandcalledme!Sheneedsafavour.ThisismychancetoshowherhownecessaryIreallyamtoher,andallIhavetodoisfixonesmallproblem!-M:Whatx27;stheproblem?-N:Uh,shex27;swantedbythepolice.Apparently,shewasdrivingpastashoestorelastweek,wheshespottedastunningpairofFerragamopumpsinthewindow.Well,IneednottoremindyouwhateffectaFerragamosightingcanhaveonMarisx27;shand-eyecoordination.Shedroveuponthesidewalkandwhenthepoliceranhernamethroughthecomputer,theyfoundquitealittlebacklogofunpaidparkingtickets!-F:Whatelsewouldyouexpectfromawomanwhothinksherchocolateallergyentitleshertoparkinahandicappedspace?02x27;52-D:Whatahorriblethingtohappen.CanyoupicturepoorMrs.Craneconfinedtoajailcell?-F:Onlyiftheymovedthebarsclosetogether.04x27;58-N:Youdonx27;tunderstandwhatthismeanstome.WhenMarisaskedmeforthisfavour,doyoukonwwhatshesaid?Shesaid,quot;Niles,willyoubemyCommodore?quot;-F:Hercommodore?-N:Thatx27;swhatsheusedtocallherfather.Frasier,therewasnoproblemsogreatthatthemancouldnx27;tfixit.RememberthatlovelyjeweledcrucifixMarispickeduponherfirstcommuniontriptoRome?WhodoyouthinksmoothedthingsoverwiththeVatican?E15Frasier和Niles看到黑帮出现在家中，好萌，像两只白熊E2109x27;30N:Iknowaboutaddiction.Itx27;stheexactsamelookMarisusedtogetduringthecoughsyrupyears.E21婚礼上死了未婚夫被Frasier抓到在阳台抽烟的BebeE2411x27;04-F:Oh,thanksagainfordinnertheothernightwithMaris.Youtwoseemveryhappy.-N:Yes,itx27;slove.LiketheArcticPuffin,wex27;vematedforlife.Honestly,Icanx27;timagineevenlookingatanotherwoman.——第三季完——对巧克力过敏，热爱派对，交际广泛，瘦小，身体不好需要服药，曾对止咳糖浆上瘾，不擅烹饪，节奏感差，有时候会占小便宜，有一位无所不能的父亲，从不示弱，在婚姻中占据绝对领导地位，奢侈品狂热者，不爱出席家庭聚会，时常自私不考虑他人的感受，这是Maris，一位富有聪明的白种女人，她曾说quot;Niles,willyoubemyCommodore?quot;本文版权归作者点烟的巫女所有，任何形式转载请联系作者。