摘抄一下E09出自Munch的经典对话

OfficerChrisThormann:[Insidethesquadroom,Munchrelightsthecandle.Thormann,wearingatuxedo,walksovertohim]Whatdoyoudothatfor,everynight?JohnMunch:[soundingsurprisedandslightlyannoyed]Whatx27;swithyou?OfficerChrisThormann:Igottagotoawedding.JohnMunch:Atthishour?OfficerChrisThormann:Itx27;salongstory.Theweddingx27;sinConnecticut-OldSaybrook.EvaandIaredrivingup.JohnMunch:Oh.OfficerChrisThormann:Iknowyoux27;retheonewholightsthecandle.JohnMunch:Yeah...OfficerChrisThormann:So,why?JohnMunch:[soundingrathersad]...Itx27;sforalltheoneswhox27;vebeenkilled.OfficerChrisThormann:[surprisedbyMunchx27;sattitude,consideringheisusuallyjustacynicaljerk]Uhhuh...?JohnMunch:WhatIdonx27;tknowis,wholititwhenIwasgone?OfficerChrisThormann:Idid.JohnMunch:You?OfficerChrisThormann:Yeah.JohnMunch:Why?OfficerChrisThormann:Ifigureditwasimportanttoyou.JohnMunch:Itx27;sgonnabeourlittlesecret,okay?OfficerChrisThormann:Yeah,sure,okay.————————————————————JohnMunch:AllIwasgonnasayis,whatareyougonnacallDrBlythefor?Sayyougoout.Youx27;reasaint.Youx27;reeverythingyoucanbeinaperfectworld.Soyousleeptogether.Afterthethirdtimeyoudoit,itx27;sactuallygoodinsteadofjustsayingitis.Buthowcoulditnotbegood?Itx27;ssex.Soyougetintimate.Yougetrealclose.Youtalkaboutyourchildhood,yourparents,yourbrokendreams.Youtalkaboutrelationshipsthatdidnx27;tworkout.Yougetsointimateyoutellheryourproblems.Yougetloose,rude,alittleinsensitive.Youx27;renotasaintanymore.Andoneday,shegoes,quot;Idonx27;tknowwhoyouare.Youx27;renottheguyIgotinvolvedwith.quot;Youapologize.Yourealizeyoux27;veactuallyspentthelastsixmonthsapologizingforwhoyouwerethefirsttwoweeks.Then,inthemiddleofsomenight,sheleavesyou.Inthedark.Nice,huh?Isthatwhatyouwant?