ZombiewasKilloffTheHumanonTheHouseoftheDead

AllRight,LetTalkAboutThisFilm,ThisFilmisBasedonVideoGameSeries:HouseoftheDead,istheLightGunShooter,Story:Twocollegestudents,Simon(TyronLeitso)andGreg(WillSanderson),takeaboattoanislandtoattendarave.Theymeetupwiththreegirls:Alicia(OnaGrauer),Karma(EnukaOkuma)andCynthia(SonyaSalomaa).KarmahasacrushonSimon,SimonhasacrushonAlicia,andCynthiaisGregsgirlfriend.Whenthefivearriveatthedock,theyfindthattheyarelateandtheboatthatissupposedtotakethemtotheislandhasalreadyleft.TheygetarideonaboatwithamannamedVictorKirk(JürgenProchnow)andhisfirstmateSalish(ClintHoward).AcopnamedJordanCasper(EllieCornell)triestostopthemfromleaving,beingthatKirkisasmuggler,buttheyleaveanyway.Theysoonarriveattheisland,butthesiteoftheraveiscompletelydeserted.Theplaceisacompletemess.Alicia,KarmaandSimonleavethesitetogofindanybodyaroundwhileCynthiaandGregstaybehind.GregandCynthiaareabouttomakeoutinatent,butGregleavesthetenttourinate.AloneinthetentCynthiaiskilledbyagroupofzombies.Meanwhile,Alicia,KarmaandSimonfindanoldhouse.InsidethehousetheyfindRudy(JonathanCherry),Liberty(KiraClavell)andHugh(MichaelEklund)whotellthemthatzombiesattackedtherave,killingeveryone.AliciaandRudyusedtodateandLibertywasadancerattherave.ThesixleavethehousetogogetGregandCynthia.Meanwhile,thezombieskillSalishwhenheisaloneintheforest.Alicia,Rudy,Karma,Simon,LibertyandHughreturntotheravesiteandfindGreg.Cynthiacomesoutfrombehindthetree,butsheisnowazombie.ShekillsHughbutiskilledwhenCasperarrivesandshootsher.TheyformaplantoreturntoKirksboatandleavetheisland.WhentheyreturntothebeachtheyfindonlyzombiesonKirksboat.CasperandGregleavethegrouptogofindhelp,butGregiskilledintheforest.Kirklatertakesthegrouptoaspotintheforestwherehehashiddenaboxfullofguns.Onceeveryoneisarmed,theydecidetoheadbacktothehouse.Thefrontofthehouseisfilledwithzombies.LibertyandCasperarekilledintheensuingfightandAlicia,Rudy,Kirk,KarmaandSimonmanagetotakeshelterinsidethehouse.WhenKirkisalone,hehearsSalishwhistlingoutsideofthehouse.HegoesoutsideandseesSalishasazombie.Kirkcommitssuicidewithastickofdynamite,alsoblowinguptheentrancetothehouse.Theremainingfourlockthemselvesinalabinthehouse,butthezombiesbreakin.Karmafindsahatchinthefloor.She,AliciaandRudygodownintothehatchandSimonshootsabarrelofgunpowderblowingupthehouse,alotofzombies,andhimself.Alicia,RudyandKarmafindthemselvesinundergroundtunnels.Theymaketheirwaythroughthetunnels,butKarmaiskilledbyzombiesassheattemptstoholdthemoffasRudyandAliciaflee.AliciaandRudyarecapturedbyanevilSpaniardnamedCastillowhoinjectedhimselfwithimmortalityserummanyyearsagoandcreatedthefirstzombie.AliciaandRudyescapethetunnels,blowingthemupintheprocess,butarefollowedbyCastillo.AliciagetsintoaswordfightwithCastillo,andhestabsherintheheart.RudymanagestodecapitateCastilloandthinksthefightisover.CastilloisinfactstillaliveandhisheadlessbodybeginstostrangleRudy.Aliciawhoisbarelyalivegetsupandcrushestheheadunderherfootwhichfinallykillshim.Shethendies.RudyandAliciaarerescuedbyateamofagents.TheagentsaskforRudyslastname,towhichherespondswithquot;Curienquot;.TheendingnarrationrevealsthatRudygaveAliciatheimmortalityserumandthatiswhysheisalive.Thetwosurvivorsreturnhome.ObvioulyFilmisAssCheater,HouseoftheDeadwasaverymoderateboxofficesuccess,gainingslightlyover$13millionagainstits$12millionbudget,thusmakingitoneofUweBollsonlysuccessfulmoviesintermsofboxofficesuccesses.IKnewit,UweBollisBecauseBullshit!SeeIt,JustLikeKamenRiderRyukiEpisodeFinalCharacterUsingCardAndShootTheTwoRiderAway,AndThisThing,Ugh!IPickThisFilmwithKamenRiderRyukiTVSeriesMovieis1/10isaWorstVideoGamesFilmIEverSee,SoDVDBluRayisGoingtoTrust!