辛巴达七海传奇精彩对白（原文及部分翻译）

Eris:Wakeup,mybeauties.Riseandshine.Itsabrandnewdayandthemortalworldisatpeace.Butnotforlong.Justlookatthem;Ipullonetinythreadandtheirwholeworldunravelsintochaos.Gloriouschaos.厄里斯：醒来吧，宝贝们。太阳出来了。在崭新的一天中，凡人的世界里还是一片安宁。但这种平静不会持续多久。Proteus:ItsmyjobtobringtheBookofPeacesafelytoSyracuse.普洛特斯：把和平之书安全带回锡拉库迈是我的职责。Sinbad:Really?See,nowIjustfeelbad,causeyouregonnagetfired.辛巴达(布拉德·皮特饰)(饰)：真的？嗯，你知道现在我感觉有多不好，因为你就快被炒鱿鱼了。Sinbad:[afteroneofProteusmenwaseatenandthenspitupmyaseamonsterbutgoesbacktofightingitanyway]Givethatguyaraise!辛巴达：【在普罗特斯的一个手下被章鱼怪吞掉又吐出来后直接冲向怪物继续搏杀时】给那家伙加薪吧！Sinbad:Andyouare?Eris:Eris,thegoddessofdiscord.Youmayhaveseenmylikenessonthetemplewalls.Sinbad:Youknow,theydontdoyoujustice.辛巴达：那你是？厄里斯：厄里斯，混乱女神。【展开双臂变幻出恶魔羽翼状】你可能在神殿墙壁上见过我的画像。辛巴达：知道么，他们没把你画好。Eris:Yourenotthinkingbigenough,Sinbad.Stealthebookforransomandyoucanberichenoughtoloungeonanislandbeach.Stealthebookforme,andyoucanbuythebeach.Andtheisland.Andtheworld.Eris:Now.AboutmySeaMonster.Sinbad:Right,right,listen,Imsorryaboutthat.Idontsupposeaheartfeltapologywoulddo.Eris:[chuckleswryly]Heartfelt?Fromyou?Sinbad!Youdonthaveaheart.[aboutSinbad]Eris:Hessocute.Andsogullible.Kale:Whathappeneddownthere?Sinbad:YouwouldntbelievemeifItoldyou.Kale:Tryme.Sinbad:Okay,heregoes.SoImeetEris,thegoddessofdiscord?Shesgotamajorcrushonme,andsheinvitedmebacktoherplace.Proteus:Doyouhaveanyideahowseriousthisis?Sinbad:DoyouhaveanyideahowmanytimesIveheardthattoday?Sinbad:Look,thisisthewayitworks.First,Iactuallycommitacrime,*then*yougettoblamemeforit!Kale:Fiji?Sinbad:Thinkofthebeaches!Kale:Beautiful-ifyoulikemosquitoes.Sinbad:Thinkofthesun!Kale:Itsmonsoonseason!Sinbad:Thewomen,then!Kale:Theyrecannibalsthere.Sinbad:Exactly!凯尔：斐济？辛巴达：想想那里的海滩！凯尔：美极了——如果你喜欢蚊子的话。辛巴达：想想那里的阳光！凯尔：现在可是季风季节！辛巴达：那就想想那儿的女人！凯尔：那儿的女人是食人族。辛巴达：对极了！[SinbadfindsoutMarinasneakedontotheship]Sinbad:Whatdoyouthinkyouredoinghere?Marina:ImheretomakesureyougettheBookofPeace.Orbringbackyourdeadbodyifyoufail.Sinbad:*Really.*Andhowareyougoingtopullthatoff?Marina:Bywhatevermeansnecessary.Sinbad:Didyoubringacrew?Marina:No.Sinbad:YouknowhowtogettoTartarus?Marina:Um...no.Sinbad:Canyounavigateonyourown?Marina:Yes!Sinbad:Wellgood!ThenIlldumpyourbuttinarowboatandyoucanpaddleallthewaybacktoSyracuse.CauseweregoingtoFiji.[MarinaistryingtogetSinbadtogotoTartarusandgettheBookofPeacebacktosaveProteus]Marina:Yourereallynotgoingtoloseanysleepoverthis,areyou?Sinbad:Notawink.Marina:Becauseme,Idbetossingandturning,knowingImalive...becauseIletmyfrienddie.Sinbad:Augh!Imnotresponsibleforthismess!AndIdidntaskProteustoputhisneckonthelineforme!Marina:Look,clearlyIcantappealtoyour*honour*.ButIhaveotherwaysofconvincingyou.Sinbad:Really?Uh...Justhowdoyouexpecttodothat?Marina:Byspeakingyourlanguage.[holdsupalargediamond]Sinbad:[takesthediamond]Keeptalking.Marina:[Marinaemptiesasmallbagofjewelsintohishand.Sinbadconsidersit]Sinbad:Yup,thislldo!But-notforfirstclass.Marina:Sinbad,yourenotaverycomplicatedguy.Allsomeonehastodoisimaginethemost*gutless*courseofactionandyoureboundtotakeit![SinbadisdraggingMarinaovertheshiptohernewquot;quartersquot;,whileshefightshimfuriously]Sinbad:Asyoucansee,werewellequippedtoaccommodatethemostdiscerningofroyaltaste.Wehaveexcellentoceanviews!Luxuriouslivingquarters-[dumpsherintothestoreroom]Sinbad:withthreegourmetmealsaday.Pickles,eggs,andpickles![Spikecomesonscreen]Sinbad:OhheySpike,thereyouare.[toMarina]Sinbad:Idliketointroduceyoutoyournewbunkmate,oractuallyyoure*his*newbunkmate,asitsactuallyhisbunk.WedohopeyouhaveapleasantstayaboardtheChimera!Oh.Ifhestartshuggingyourleg-itmeanshelikesyou.Marina:Areyousureyou...Sinbad:Yes,wehavedonethiskindofthingbefore,no,thereisnootherway,andyes,youdohavemypermissiontostandtherequietlyandreceiveafreelessoninsailing.Besides,ashipisnoplaceforawoman.Sinbad:Whosbad?Sin-bad![MarinasavedthecrewfromtheSirens,allSinbaddoesisblameherforthedamageshedidtotheship]Marina:Areyoucrazy?Isavedyourlife!Sinbad:Oh,Iwouldvebeenfine.Ialwaysam.Marina:Right.[walksawaymutteringtowardherquot;cabinquot;]Marina:Soungrateful.Itsjusttypical.Sinbad:Andyouchippedthepaint!Righthere,lookatit!Thatsmorethanalittlescratch![Marinaslamsthedoorbehindher,thecrewandSpikelookatSinbadreproachfully]Sinbad:[groansangrily]Thedog-andthecrew-andth-th-that*woman*![knocksatMarinasdoor]Sinbad:[bothshouting]Marina:What?Sinbad:Thankyou!Marina:Yourewelcome!Sinbad:Noproblem!Marina:Dontworryaboutit!Sinbad:Iwont!Marina:Good!Sinbad:Good-bye!Marina:Byetoyou![slamsdoorshutagain]Marina:Knife,please.Sinbad:Oh,right,likeIdgiveyouaweapon.Rat:[SinbadislookingannoyedafterMarinacomplimentsasailorforquot;courtesyquot;]Youknow,youreallyoughttobealittlemorecourteous.Sinbad:[SinbadpunchesRatoffscreen]Oh,Great.NowImgettingetiquettelessonsfromabilgerat.[aboutMarina]Sinbad:Howcanonewomandosomuchdamage?Sinbad:Aswordatmythroat[pause]Sinbad:atmychest[pause]Sinbad:atmy[pointstowardshisgroin]Sinbad:[quickcuttosailor]Sailor:Picklesandeggs！Eris:Enoughtalking!Timeforsomescreaming.[itiscoldandKaleisbare-chested]Sinbad:Putashirtonbeforeyoupokesomeoneseyeout![GoingtorescueMarinafromagiantbird]Sinbad:Shecouldntseethebird?Everyoneelsesawit.Itsasbigasthefreakingship!Marina?Marinaislookingtheotherway.Marina:Yourerescuingme?Sinbad:Well-yes,ifthatswhatyouwanttocallit.Butthisisgoingtocostyouanotherdiamond.Rescuesarenotpartoftheusualtouristpackage.Marina:So,howdowegetdown?Sinbad:Idontknow.[Shestaresathim]Sinbad:Idontknowyet.Imworkinonit.Marina:Youscaledathousand-foottowerofice,andyoudontknowhowtogetdown?Sinbad:Hey,ifyoudrathertakeyourchancesbyyourself,thatcanbearranged!Marina:[plottinghowtoescapetheRoq]So.Whatdowehavetoworkwith?Um...ropes?Sinbad:Uh...no.Marina:Grapplinghooks?Sinbad:Yeah-no.Marina:[exasperated]Yourswords?Sinbad:Hey,Ivegotthis![pullsoutaknife]Marina:Oh,great.Hecanpickhisteethwhenhesdonewithus![afterhookingontothefishandeveryoneisseasick]Sailors:NoSpike...Dont...[Spikevomits]Sailor:Whogave*him*carrots?[Everyoneisseasickfrombeingtowedinthewakeofagiantfish]Sinbad:Whoseideawasthatagain?Marina:Idontknow...butheowesmelunch.Sinbad:Praytothegods.Wemaybemeetingthemsoon.Sinbad:Whatisit?Rat:Itjustends,captain.Itstheedgeoftheworld.Jin:Payup.Itsflat.[InErisRealmofChaos]Eris:Makeyourselfathome.Sinbad:Thankyou.Uh...niceplaceyougothere.Eris:Likeit?Implanningondoingthewholeworldthisway.Sinbad:Wow.Thatsa-goodplan!Well,Iseeyourebusy,solisten,welljusttaketheBookofPeaceand-getoutofyourway.Eris:NowweallknowwhathappensifyougettheBookofPeace.YoureturnittoSyracuseandsaveProteus.ButifyoudontgettheBook,youhaveachoicetomake.Eithersailtoparadisewiththewomanofyourdreams,orreturntoSyracusetodie.Youreeitherathieforahero.Soheresmyquestion:IfyoudontgettheBook,willyougobacktodie?Sinbad:Well,well,well.Thishasgottobealittleembarrassingforyou,Eris.Eris:[chuckles]Dontpushyourluck,Sinbad.Yourecute.Butnot*that*cute.Sinbad:ThesejointswerefromtheJasmineSea.Thatshalfwayaroundtheworld.Marina:Thenwedbettergetstarted.Sinbad:Well,youknow,thatmeansgoingthroughtheHydraslair...Marina:Mm-hmm.Sinbad:TheMinotaurshaven.Marina:Mm-hmm.Sinbad:TheCyclopsden.Marina:Mm-hmm.Sinbad:UndertheSwanseaBridge.Marina:Mm-hmm.Sinbad:ThroughttheChinaSeas.Thatsaverylongvoyage,anditsvery,verydangerous.Marina:Dontworry,Illprotectyou.【单词表】Sibad1.5gullibleTartarusEris,goddessofChaosscoffinfamouspackupambassadorframetrialdelegationtreasonsubstitutionSobeit.cannibalexecutepulloffnavigatepaddlecomplicated/sophisticatedgutlesstossandturnaccommodateto适应discerningpicklebunkgrindI’mdoingthisonlyformoney.Thedragon’steethgaspwhistlestarboardsirenclattershriekhand-carvedmahoganyn.桃花心木Damascus大马士革keyjingle钥匙叮当响well-bribedchiseltreesapcommoncourtesycourteousa.有礼貌的chirpetiquettelessonsbilgepig-headedegotisticalveeroffgranitethugtrapWetookdifferentpaths.scaledgraspinghookscreechbejealousofoutboundindistincta.模糊的payup·Followthatstarbeyondthehorizon.aftamidshipswhinetumbleintopredictablemoveinonskepticalinhalepassoffplaycoywithunprincipledallpartoftestboundofeternityaheckofhammockn.吊床screechunevensailbeyondthehorizonfollowyourheartcastoffwhimper