LoveandSex

ChristopherLeslie:quot;Doesntworklikethat,Christopher.Loveisnotnegotiable.quot;quot;Ohbaby.Everythingisnegotiable.quot;quot;No,notlove.Notlove.Loveisaguessinggame.Andthatsthebeautyofit.Theresnoguarantee.Itslike,divingintoapoolofwaterwithoutknowingifitsshallowordeep.Andsureyeah,ifshallowyoumayenduphurtandparalyzefromtheneckdown.Butifitsdeep,youknow,itsaloopoffaith.Itslike,throwingyourselfouttherewithoutanyguarantees.Dude,thatswhatlifeisabout.Ok,youknowthosecarnivalgames?Andyouknowsomeofthemarereallyhardtowinandsomeofthemaresupereasyandeveryonewins?quot;quot;Sure.quot;quot;Thatsthedifferencebetweenloveandsex.Sexisthegamewhereeveryonewinsalittleprizeandnoonegoeshomealoser.Andloveisthegamethatitsreallyhardtowin.Butifyoudo,andyougettotakehomethatlife-sizestuffedrhinoceros.Itfeelsawholelotbetterthantakinghomeacheapplastickeychain.quot;